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The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
-Rush Limbaugh

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
-Bill Hicks

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
-Zig Ziglar

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
-Bill Maher

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
-Phyllis Diller

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
-Mel Brooks

There's a funny thing about love, and it's called everything. Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the love quotes to prove it.

1. "You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale." — Hussein Nishah

2. "I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough." — Russell Brand

3. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

4. "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke

5. "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing." — Natasha Leggero

6. "I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt." — Henny Youngman

7. "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me." — Garry Shandling

8. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." — Richard Jeni

9. "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" — Lily Tomlin

10. "Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." — Jerry Seinfeld

11. "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers

12. "Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." — Chelsea Handler

13. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

14. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." — Groucho Marx

15. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." — Woody Allen

16. "If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something." — Fran Lebowitz

17. "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." — Richard Pryor

18. "There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." — Chris Rock

19. "My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light." — Rodney Dangerfield

20. "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." — Johnny Carson

21. "My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor." — Elayne Boosler

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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
-Will Rogers

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
-Ellen DeGeneres

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
-Joe E. Lewis

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
-Charles M. Schulz

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
-Janeane Garofalo

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
-Tommy Cooper

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
-Victor Borge

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
-Billy Sunday

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
-Albert Einstein

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
-Robert Maynard Hutchins

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen

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