Saturday 26 July 2014

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Either you are a hopeless romantic, or you are smitten. The first brush of love is a delicious feeling. You feel fresh energy surging in your body, and you become constantly aware of your own appearance, attitude, and behavior. The effect of new love may last for the courtship period, where both partners put their best foot forward. You enjoy the romantic overtures, the subtle body language, and the anticipation of passionate love.

It is not easy to figure out what made you fall in love in the first place. Perhaps it was the way she talked. Or perhaps it was her amiable personality. Your subconscious mind looks out for specific traits in others that match your nature. The traits may not be similar to yours, but they may be compatible. For instance, you may be attracted to gregarious girls, even though you are an introvert. In many cases, couples with opposite traits and preferences have a harmonious relationship.

Rekindle the Romance in Your Relationship

First love is not just for first-time lovers. You can even feel the magic with your spouse. Some couples have claimed that every time they stay apart for a while, their reunion is as if they just met on a first date. Some married couples renew their marriage vows to rekindle the old flame. Have you felt the same way about your partner? If you haven't, you need to rekindle the romance, and walk down memory lane. Visit romantic cities like Paris or Rome, and fall in love in the presence of the gods of love.

One could fall in love many times during the course of a lifetime, but the first rush of love always holds a special place in our hearts. The novelty of the feeling, like the first drops of dew on an untouched leaf, makes it special and unforgettable. The "first love" quotes below develop on the theme of this treasured rush called first love.

George Bernard Shaw
First love is a little foolish and a lot of curiosity.

Branislav Nusic
First love is dangerous only when it is also the last.

Rosemary Rogers
First romance, first love, is something so special to all of us, both emotionally and physically, that it touches our lives and enriches them forever.

Benjamin Disraeli
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.

Thomas Moore
No, there's nothing half so sweet in life as love's young dream.

Alfred Lord Tennyson
In the spring a livlier iris changes on the burnished dove;
In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.

Leo Buscaglia
Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly, and without expectation... We don't love to be loved; we love to love.

Blaise Pascal
We conceal it from ourselves in vain: we must always love something. In those matters seemingly removed from love, the feeling is secretly to be found, and man cannot possibly live for a moment without it.

Nietzsche
Love is the state in which man sees things; most widely different from what they are.

William Shakespeare
As sweet and musical
As bright Apollo's lute, strung with his hair;
And when Love speaks, the voice of all the gods
Makes heaven drowsy with the harmony.

Lady Murasaki
The memories of long love gather like drifting snow, poignant as the mandarin ducks who float side by side in sleep.


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Monday 21 July 2014

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Legacy of Nelson Mandela
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An international hero...as well as a son, father & grandfather!
Have you been irresistibly attracted to someone, and not been able to get that person out of your mind? Have you felt an unusual tingling every time you talk to this special someone?

The Sweetness of First Love

Either you are a hopeless romantic, or you are smitten. The first brush of love is a delicious feeling. You feel fresh energy surging in your body, and you become constantly aware of your own appearance, attitude, and behavior. The effect of new love may last for the courtship period, where both partners put their best foot forward. You enjoy the romantic overtures, the subtle body language, and the anticipation of passionate love.

It is not easy to figure out what made you fall in love in the first place. Perhaps it was the way she talked. Or perhaps it was her amiable personality. Your subconscious mind looks out for specific traits in others that match your nature. The traits may not be similar to yours, but they may be compatible. For instance, you may be attracted to gregarious girls, even though you are an introvert. In many cases, couples with opposite traits and preferences have a harmonious relationship.

Rekindle the Romance in Your Relationship

First love is not just for first-time lovers. You can even feel the magic with your spouse. Some couples have claimed that every time they stay apart for a while, their reunion is as if they just met on a first date. Some married couples renew their marriage vows to rekindle the old flame. Have you felt the same way about your partner? If you haven't, you need to rekindle the romance, and walk down memory lane. Visit romantic cities like Paris or Rome, and fall in love in the presence of the gods of love.

One could fall in love many times during the course of a lifetime, but the first rush of love always holds a special place in our hearts. The novelty of the feeling, like the first drops of dew on an untouched leaf, makes it special and unforgettable. The "first love" quotes below develop on the theme of this treasured rush called first love.

George Bernard Shaw
First love is a little foolish and a lot of curiosity.

Branislav Nusic
First love is dangerous only when it is also the last.

Rosemary Rogers
First romance, first love, is something so special to all of us, both emotionally and physically, that it touches our lives and enriches them forever.

Benjamin Disraeli
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.

Thomas Moore
No, there's nothing half so sweet in life as love's young dream.

Alfred Lord Tennyson
In the spring a livlier iris changes on the burnished dove;
In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.

Leo Buscaglia
Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly, and without expectation... We don't love to be loved; we love to love.

Blaise Pascal
We conceal it from ourselves in vain: we must always love something. In those matters seemingly removed from love, the feeling is secretly to be found, and man cannot possibly live for a moment without it.

Nietzsche
Love is the state in which man sees things; most widely different from what they are.

William Shakespeare
As sweet and musical
As bright Apollo's lute, strung with his hair;
And when Love speaks, the voice of all the gods
Makes heaven drowsy with the harmony.

Lady Murasaki
The memories of long love gather like drifting snow, poignant as the mandarin ducks who float side by side in sleep.

Leo Buscaglia
The heart is the place where we live our passions. It is frail and easily broken, but wonderfully resilient. There is no point in trying to deceive the heart. It depends upon our honesty for its survival.

Richard Garnett
Sweet are the words of love, sweeter his thoughts:
Sweetest of all what love nor says nor thinks.

Bayard Taylor
The loving are the daring.

Francois Mauriac
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.

Alexander Smith
Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.


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I think I would've missed you even if I'd never met you.
-- The Wedding Date

I kneel before you not as a prince, but as a man in love.
-- A Cinderella Story

He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my life, the one thing I didn't give up on. I was good at loving him.
-- The Untamed Heart

Remember my sentimental friend, you will be judged not by how much you love, but by how much you are loved.
-- Wizard of Oz

There are millions of people in this world, but in the end it all comes down to one.
-- Crazy/Beautiful

School is still the same... there's still that one guy that you get up and go to school for in the morning. The one with the mysterious confidence that every girl falls for. Those years of school wouldn't have been the same without him. I wouldn't have been the same without him.
-- Never Been Kissed

And now, I'm back...and I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?
-- Castaway

Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't.
-- Love Actually

Everything I do, I do it for you. Anything that might be special in me... is you.
-- Great Expectations

I always thought that there was this one perfect person for everybody in the world, you know, and when you found that person the rest of the world kind of magically faded away, and, you know, the two of you would just be inside this kind of protective bubble, but there is no bubble, I mean if there is you have to make it, I just think life is more than a series of moments, you know, we can make choices, and we can choose to protect the people we love, and that's what makes us who we are and those are the real memories
-- Forces of Nature

I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.
-- Forrest Gump

I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
-- City of Angels

It doesn't matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect, as long as they are perfect for each other.
-- Good Will Hunting

Sometimes in life, there really are bonds formed that can never be broken. Sometimes you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what. Maybe you'll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding, but there's also the chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime, the one person who knows you sometimes better than you know yourself is the same person who's been standing beside you all along.
-- Marion St. Claire, Bride Wars

You make me want to be a better man.
-- Jack Nicholson, "As Good As It Gets"

Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.
-- Meet Joe Black

Hearts will be practical only when they are made unbreakable.
-- The Wizard of Oz

Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless.
-- Titanic

There's an Italian painter, named Carlotti, and he defined beauty...He said it was the summation of the parts, working together in such a way that nothing needed to be added, taken away, or altered, and that is you, you're beautiful.
-- Nicolas Cage, Next

The things that people in love do to each other they remember, and if they stay together it's not because they forget, it's because they forgive.
-- Indecent Proposal

I love that you get cold when it is 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
-- When Harry Met Sally

Funny Love Quotes From Films

Laughter is as essential for the man as breathing . I am sure that, the following few funny film lines will bring at least a smile to your lips.

" Will you love me for the rest of my life?"
" No, I'll love you for the rest of mine."
-- Phenomenon

I am someone else when I'm with you, someone more like myself.
-- Original Sin

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Funny situations occur when you have complicated relationships. Look around you. You will find many chaotic relationships that lead to humorous situations. Ever seen the harrowed husband, who tries to maintain peace between his wife and his mother? You may have observed a funny exchange of words when a large family meets up during Thanksgiving.
Funny Relationships in Movies
Many movies have been made around funny relationships. The movie The Break-Up showcased the bittersweet relationship of a couple contemplating separation. If you have watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding, you will enjoy the craziness of large families, especially on the eve of a wedding. Monster in Law is a hilarious movie that captures the delicate relationship between a bride and her mother-in-law. The tug-of-war between the doting mother and the loving wife is an eternal classic.
Another movie that comes to mind is The Holiday, where the characters explore new relationships after going through a bad break-up. If you prefer watching TV soaps, you will enjoy Sarah Jessica Parker's famous TV sitcom Sex and the City that offers all kinds of relationships on a platter. The four women of Manhattan explore love, dating, sex, and friendships.
Relationships in Real Life
Movies imitate life, and life has many paradoxical relationships. There are many societies that accept polygamous relationships. Polygamy can throw a few surprising challenges at the unsuspecting person. Property squabbles, family conflicts, and holiday celebrations can become humorous scenes of rivalry, absurdity, and debauchery. Shakespeare explored these absurd relationships in his famous plays. As You Like It, A Midsummer Night's Dream, and Much Ado About Nothing.
When you go to a party where couples are invited, observe their verbal and nonverbal exchange. Make a special note of their behavior, when they are together and alone for a brief moment. You can tell which couple has had a fight before coming to the party, and which one will have a fight after the party.
Most companies recognize the power of relationships, and its effect on business. Hence some organizations encourage dating coworkers, while others strongly dissuade relationships. Office affairs, can affect work relationships among employees.
How to Handle Conflicts in Relationships
When relationships go sour, look at the funny side. Instead of being anxious about your love life, make a joke about it and move on. If you have been through heartbreak, laugh at your stupid mistakes. The quicker you bounce back, the easier you will be able to accept past mistakes. This will help you recover from the breakup, and develop new relationships.
Here are funny relationship quotes that put you in a humorous mood. Let the smile wash away the worry lines. Crinkle your eyes when a chuckle erupts from the depths of your heart. Enjoy the wit in these funny relationship quotes and let your giggle engulf your heart.
Most companies recognize the power of relationships, and its effect on business. Hence some organizations encourage dating coworkers, while others strongly dissuade relationships. Office affairs, can affect work relationships among employees.
How to Handle Conflicts in Relationships
When relationships go sour, look at the funny side. Instead of being anxious about your love life, make a joke about it and move on. If you have been through heartbreak, laugh at your stupid mistakes. The quicker you bounce back, the easier you will be able to accept past mistakes. This will help you recover from the breakup, and develop new relationships.
Here are funny relationship quotes that put you in a humorous mood. Let the smile wash away the worry lines. Crinkle your eyes when a chuckle erupts from the depths of your heart. Enjoy the wit in these funny relationship quotes and let your giggle engulf your heart.Our two lives perfect they are not, but perfect we are together one love that will never stop.
You may not be perfect but you are perfect for me, and I'm grateful to call you mine!
I was your first everything and I hope to remain your last everything.
I accept him, I love him, just as he is. He accepts me, loves me, just as I am. We choose each other. everyday. It isn't puppies and rainbows and cotton candy under a starry sky. But it's the biggest love that I've ever known.
When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.
The best moments of my life are the moments, that I spent along with you..
His heart? I own that...His back? I got that...His weed? I roll that...My baby? He knows that...My hands? He holds that...His role? He plays that...They Jealous? We know that...We're Happy? They hate that.
The best boyfriend isn't the best-looking, the funniest, or the richest. It's the one that makes sure you know he loves you.
It's sweet when someone remembers every little detail about you, not because you keep reminding them... But because they pay attention.
You make me smile,you make me laugh, you are the one who cheers me up. When I am down you pick me up and when I frown you turn it upside down :)
You're someone who can always show me the brighter side, and I can always tell you what I feel inside.
RELATIONSHIP; It's more than just the dates, holding hands and kissing. It's about accepting each other's weirdness and flaws. It's about being yourself and finding happiness together. It's about seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a bunch of crap you don't need.
I dont know what I'd do without you, I dont know where I'd be, your not just another boy, your everything to me.
Thing I will never do is betray you. 2. Things I will always do is love and cherish you. 3. Words I won't stop telling you I LOVE YOU.
My days get better by talking to you, saying I love you is what I like to say. If we broke apart I wouldn't know what to do, but being with you is a miracle that I say every day.
When I'm with you I'm happy, when we hug its like I dont ever want to let go, when you make me smile it brings the sunshine out in me, when I see you and our eyes meet, its like something i've never felt before.
I'll be your crying shoulder, I'll be love's suicide, I'll be better when I'm older, I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
We fight, we cry, we laugh, and we know each other like the back of our hands. Not only are you my best friend, but my significant other, and I wouldn't change that for anything.
Relationship between two person should be like the relationship between the hand and the eye. If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries, and if the eye cries the hand wipes its tear.
Let them talk, and talk and talk. Let them say what they want. We will laugh at the thought they dont know what we've got. Every year that goes by, a year older we are. You'll still be beautiful then, bless your beautiful heart.
If it wasn't for you, my life wouldn't have a purpose, you changed me for who I am and today I could never forget that day and it will always remain that way.
I wanna be the one your ex will hate, your mom will love, and the one you'll never forget.
Your imperfections make you perfect, your insecurities make you secure, but your flaws...They make you flawless.
You know he's the one when you're more than a year into the relationship and you both can still talk to one another with as much excitement as if it was on your first date :)
Out of the people that are in this world, I only want you. Out of all my past loves, you're the only one I really knew.
Dreaming of you makes my nights worth while, just thinking of you makes me smile. Being with you is the best thing ever and loving you is what I'll do forever...
I promise to be there for you when you need me, I promise to hug you tight when you're lonely, I promise to keep you, not for the rest of my life but for the rest of yours because you are my everything.


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Sunday 20 July 2014

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Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved.  ~Christopher Paul Rubero
The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.  ~Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670
I'm so in love, every time I look at you my soul gets dizzy.  ~Jaesse Tyler


We're all a little weird.  And life is a little weird.  And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love.  ~Robert Fulghum, True Love


Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.  ~Kay Knudsen


You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.  ~Author Unknown


True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them.  ~Author Unknown

i put the hot in psychotic

the fat on my body is designer

are you a banker because I want you to leave me a loan

that awkward moment when you walk through a metal detector and your abs of steel set it off

super.cali.swagilistic.sexy.hella.dopen e s s

the only club I get down at is club penguin

why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me

im so fresh they call me febreeze

are you a beaver, cuz DAM

I'm mentally datng a celebrity who doesn't know i exist

White lips, pale face, I hate the entire human race

recovering ice cream addict

the numbers of followers you have does not make you better, because hitler had millions and jesus had 12.


CUTE:

everyone has a happy ending, if your not happy its not the end

(bible verses are always cute)

stay classy

you is kind, you is smart, you is important

mama said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get

(quotes from your favorite song)

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter and those who matter don't mind

(I LOVE WINNIE THE POOH AND DR SEUSS QUOTES SO RESEARCH THOSE TOO)

wouldn't life be perfect of sweatpants were sexy, mondays were fun, junk food didn't make you fat, girls didn't cause so much drama, guys weren't so confusing, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.

to infinty and beyond

you know your in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

dream big

every storm runs out of rain

theres no such thing as darkness, just an absence of light


CUTE & FUNNY (kinda... im not that funny or cute so idk)

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not.

How about no

Do you want to build a snowman? (from frozen) no its too cold

Life is dumb and I want to sleep

I will go into survival mode if tickled

Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin

OMG no one cares

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well.  ~Author Unknown


Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.  ~Author Unknown

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